hypochondri-googler

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

by Emster73 August 17, 2012

Googlery

The act of using Google.

Kelly apparently fails at Googlery, which sucks. Mostly because of all the skills a guy could have, this one's pretty basic.

by epicism November 6, 2009

Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

the googler

another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bush could find so many ways to butcher the english language. Most international leaders can speak many languages, ours can't even speak one.

I'm the decider, and I use the google and the internets to help me decide because I'm the googler

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Backseat Googler

An individual who continually offers annoying advice on another's search.

David "No, you gotta put that search in quotation marks!"

Sarah "Stop being such a backseat googler!"

by Spark & Park December 23, 2008

googlersona

Your personality or persona as defined by the sites that come up when someone googles your name. Depending on the sites you've contributed to on the web, your googlersona isn't necessarily a true reflection of you. It could be embarrassing or highly defamatory.

I googlestalked that guy I met on Friday night and he has a dodgy googlersona. I think he may have been a pornstar while he was at university. Plus, it seems he's got some crazy crush on Martha Stewart.

by Sarah Louise G October 29, 2008

googlerist

A person following 'The Church of the google' religion to make themselves seem witty and popular with silly webpages and random quotes.A googlerist is obsessed with googlerism.

Jo..'i spent an hour following the google faith to find that chickens are cannibals'.. Justine 'sighs...true, googlerists are in need of websearch rehab'

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009