goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

Deep Googler

A person who "googles" not only you, but your friends, proceeds to research you through other online facets (facebook, finds your Twitter account, even manages to dig up your outdated MySpace account), and friends your friends in an over-zealous effort to awkwardly fit in.

Man, she's a Deep Googler, and as a by-product, she's my best-friend's friend now... Totally not weird at all...

by dpeeps85 October 22, 2010

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009

Todd Googler

noun, a person who instantly googles anything that comes up during a conversation

Me: What was that movie where Tim Curry was the butler?

Friend: Google says it was "Clue: the movie"
Me: Oh my god, did you just instantly google that? You are such a Todd Googler

by harry456 December 10, 2021

Goofle

The act of conducting an internet search for one thing and encountering something very different and often times alarming.

Me: I went online to see how to milk a cow for a school project and I saw a video of this small but violent black woman tugging on a series of gnarly, pulsing cocks.

Mom: Well, that's the last time you make that Goofle. Now be a good boy and pass me the milk.

by Jackassery November 4, 2008