The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

gooferu

The incredibly sarcastic way to say "good for you". Needless to say, it's more of an insult than anything serious.

Jennifer: "I just won a free trip to Vegas with the dollar you lent to me! Oh my God!"
John: "Ugh. Gooferu."

by Yams November 2, 2008

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

gooferdog

When you’re new boot goofin all the time. Big personality, big goofin.

Caroline is always a gooferdog. You should see her when she gets a new candle.

by soccershrub January 5, 2021

goofies

A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.

God that goofie is retarded as hell.
Spencer you goofie!

by 3n! January 10, 2005

Goofies

"Goofies" are what you call any group of people. It can also be used to describe the type of people in a group. "Goofies" is used the same way rappers use the n-word, except it is not racist and is more playful.

Characteristics of "goofies" include; stupidity, ignorance, lit, haters.

"Goofies" can literally refer to any group of people, no matter what characteristics they hold.

The popularity of the word "goofies" is traced back to the Buffalo-rapper, Lil Burbi. Lil Burbi adopted the term from Chicagoan drug dealers, who use the word to describe an ignorant or stupid customer. Burbi put his own meaning to the word by using it to refer to any group of people.

Calhoun: "Yo, you tryna go bool with some of the guys from school down at the basketball courts?"
Burbi: "Nah, them boys is a bunch of goofies."
Calhoun: "Word!"

by Ya_Diggg April 5, 2017