Goochwhistle: a term used to define a person of certain facial resemblance to the area between the anus and the back side of the scrotum of a sweaty transgender powerlifter. The sound of revulsion (yes it can make noise) as the mind races to void the image from memory is not unlike a Banshee as she collects air from surrounding hollows to fuel her impending screeching.
When Beau Goochwhistle entered the room the silence was shattered into oblivion, his face the incarnate vision of Satan himself struck a thunderous Goochwhistle of a clap. His name Gootchwhistle forever seared into the amygdala of these hapless Berkeley students.
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Baby boomer who discovers Google and finds it necessary to Google every aspect of everyone and everything they come in contact with.
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Get the grouchitis mug.A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.
Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
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Get the goonitis mug.Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.
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