goonstache

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

Goostanilov

Affectionate term for your goose like mate. Even if they flap about and make you worry.

Your being a right goostanilov flappin like tht

by Conanticklepink November 21, 2021

Goobstoob

A big silly boogerman

See that man over there? He’s a real goobstoob

by Biggest most gigantic pooper February 19, 2022

goobster

someone who needs to be pushed into a campfire.

That is the biggest group of goobsters ever.

by Thatpersianprincethatwontstop June 6, 2023

goobsmack

Being a goofy person

Or participating in goofy activity

“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

“Man Jeff is being such a goobsmack right now”
“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

by Deeznuts420_ August 19, 2024

Goobitatorimusarondoritasgoradongrandesonipasupremeyoniqutashaxtramanuszandormadusexpectopetrmuswhanaunqiuagarnformasinfinitititycopidiumiriamussy<:yummysmoke:1146222432517115956> posisisitamiusdoragahop

The calling of a silly goober to the extreme maximum of goober

This guy is a real Goobitatorimusarondoritasgoradongrandesonipasupremeyoniqutashaxtramanuszandormadusexpectopetrmuswhanaunqiuagarnformasinfinitititycopidiumiriamussy<:yummysmoke:1146222432517115956> posisisitamiusdoragahop

by lwizarrd December 5, 2023

The Goopsta

Little is known about the Goopsta, but one thing is certain: His name is never to be mentioned aloud, or the Goopsta's gonna get ya.

"Dude don't talk about The Goopsta in this house, this is a goop free zone."

by Dr Face Doctor November 20, 2021