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goober

goober, relating to a cute unknown creature. like a fennec fox
goober is also used by a lot of furries
Matthew: ''awww, look at the goober''
Jack: '' what the fuck is that thing''
by DOMOWO!!! October 26, 2022
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goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
by hantav March 23, 2010
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goober

A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence
I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober
by JD90210 May 15, 2011
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goober

Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
by tman7727 July 17, 2009
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goober

goober wallah (the guy who cleans the floor after a punter has left a wanking booth )
by syd erickson November 20, 2006
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goober

A goober is a country hick from Georgia, so named from a local/Southern term for peanut.
by Isonomist June 19, 2010
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