Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!
by jump the shark December 28, 2011
Get the Gomer's Pile mug.unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.
"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."
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The stuff that your partner does that makes you all gooey inside. For some it can be flowers, candy, a kiss on the temple. For others it can take the form of a command or strategic binds that leave you completely at his mercy.
That sucks that your Valentine's Day didn't consist of all the gooey stuff you were hoping for. What a drag. My man took complete control of me last night, all that gooey stuff made me weepy after he left.
by MonkeyJenn February 25, 2009
Get the Gooey Stuff mug.To blow ones load into another persons mouth, thus creating pleasurable gooey-ness leaking from said persons nostrils
by Sammy Skat Pants November 25, 2011
Get the Gooey Dragon mug.Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
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Get the Gomer Pyle mug.A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
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