Goldstein

Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish

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e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*

by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010

Goldstar bisexual

A bisexual person who has slept with both genders.

John is a goldstar bisexual.

by Cookiearrow May 22, 2015

Goldstorm

A rage so great it causes you to involuntarily piss in copious amounts

"Look out for John, he's been having a real goldstorm since Jane dumped him"

by lawnchairlawnchair November 13, 2020

Kolja Goldstein

The Pablo Escobar of Germany. One of the realest gangster rappers in Germany.

All my friends are nervous, because one of my friend, dissolved one of his friends in acid.

- Kolja Goldstein Terminal

by rickybbbb March 30, 2022

Goldstyle

An alcoholic beverage made by "Car-bombing" a shot of Goldschlager into a glass of Old Style Beer. That is, the shot is dropped into the glass and then the entire mixture is chugged.

"Hey, get the Goldschlager and some Old Style, I'm going to make a GoldStyle.

by rtac January 13, 2009

Leon M Goldstein

located on the kings borough campus in a rich white Russian neighborhood, LMG is famous for being labeled as a "smart school" when in fact that is the total opposite. The girls all dress the same with their Lululemon leggings and long champ bags that make them think they're bad bitches when really they all fight for the same russian guy that cheats ode. The crackheads truly run this school, they gather in the handicap stall and straight up vibe. The freshmen are annoying as hell and think they're amazing when really, they worry about a 97 in Algebra 1. The sophomores girls all look the same- while the guys are simping. The juniors are assholes who run the school and are the most obnoxious and loud people. The seniors don't know how to stay in their lane, and are gross as hell. You will find Goldstein heads in tozt smoking and being gifted kid burnouts. As well as gaining 10 pounds from eating chips at the school store constantly. The underclass men boys are ugly, but the girls judge each other into being "pretty"- shut up oksana. The teachers are perverts and don't know how to teach all . People only like the gym teachers, even though the basketball team sucks. Their SING show really isn't that good and its so overrated. Anyways, goooooodddddmornnninnnng lmg and have a good day.

Adrian: Hey how is Goldstein so far? Isn't it the best school?

Elizabeth: Leon M Goldstein is The best school at being filled with white trash and NO flavor.

by thiccbadie324 March 13, 2020

Gross Goldstein

When banging a girl, let out the loudest and raunchiest smelling fart that you possibly can, without shitting yourself. Then yell, "you just got Goldsteined"

Yo i was banging this chick and I totally gave her a gross Goldstein, I thought she was gonna throw up.

by JasonGoldsteinleon November 25, 2006