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Hilary Goldstein

The Cheif-in-editor of game reviewing company IGN.
He is best known for his shrewd, inaccurate review of SEGA's recent Sonic Series game, Sonic Unleashed.

While playing Sonic Unleashed, he made numerous mistakes as well as purposely messing up to try and prove invalid points that he stated were defects of the game. Because of such events, he gave the game a 4.5 and deamed it as a, "Big pile of garbage."
1. Dude did you hear about Hilary Goldstein? Yeah that dude sucks at Sonic, he sucks at life!
by The Shady Slickster June 29, 2009
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Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.
I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein
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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022
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A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"
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Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.
No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a
by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021
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Al Goldstein

Obese Jewish pornographer and founder of Screw Magazine. Host of the now-defunct cable sex show Midnight Blue.
by Bukkake-sensei November 30, 2004
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Phil Goldstein

A very skilled lawyer with a passion for ladies. He is a must have when you need someone after an injury that wasn’t your fault
Josiah: Hey all these lawyers are super expensive, I’ll never win this lawsuit

Phil Goldstein: Sir, I am the BEST in west sac for lawyers, I can get you whatever you want, whenever you want, just gimme a call, and you will be smooth sailing from there.
by mbethel8 January 24, 2022
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