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Gosford

Aussie term for a very short skirt.
The town of Gosford is geographically close to The Entrance, hence the name.
"Oi Hank! Check out the Gosford on that stunna."
by dogboy1 May 28, 2008
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gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)
Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."
by KrapKunt October 19, 2013
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Rosamond Gifford Zoo

The best zoo in central New York known for their elephants, tigers, and spoonbill
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Giffordian

Hairy boulder figured gents particularly fond of humming (with the occassional lyric or two thrown in) 80's hairband songs.
Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.
by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008
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gifford

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.
The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.
by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021
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giffords

Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.
by Jacques-Alain January 23, 2013
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Gifford

One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
by CornSnake December 31, 2011
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