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1.The coolest person in the world,
2.Maybe second coolest compared to God.
3.Goffords's are rarely seen in the rural communities around the world, the only place gofford's are found are in urban areas.
1. look theres a gofford
2. you're so gofford.
gofford by gofford November 19, 2004
Words you can keep

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all
John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard
Pulling a Gifford by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

Gosford Handshake 

Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.
Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.
Gosford Handshake by _RL_ December 24, 2020

Gosford Skirt 

Named after the city of Gosford in Australia, which is just south of a place called 'The Entrance'. These skirts are so aptly named because the skirt is just below "The Entrance".
Check out how short he skirt is! Definately a Gosford Skirt.

Gosford Boots 

"Fuck me boots" or "Come fuck me boots" are often referred to as Gosford boots. Gosford is a city on the north coast of NSW which is near a place called The Entrance.
She's got her Gosford boots on.
"Gosford boots? Why do you call them Gosford boots?"

Because it's close to The Entrance.
Gosford Boots by donut44 May 9, 2009

giffordish 

words, sayings, or actions which pertain to a Mr. C Gifford's 7th hour intro to theatre class
you sneaking up behind her was very giffordish
giffordish by poorgifford May 31, 2011

Kathie Lee Gifford

A television host whose work includes the Today show and Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee.
Kathie Lee Gifford is an author of two books and a Today show host.
Kathie Lee Gifford by qlh27 January 29, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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