1 definition by CornSnake
One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'
"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"
"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"
"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'
"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"
"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"
"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
by CornSnake December 29, 2011