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El Goblino Del Coño

I believe in one mexican
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of drugs and taco bell
of all that is, visible and unvisible.

I believe in one Lord, el goblino
the only Son of drugs,
The only begotten son of the mexican,
taco bell from taco bell, baja blast from baja blast,
true cono from true cono,
begotten, not made,
of one essence with the cartel.
By whom all drugs and taco bells were made
and without him was not anything in heaven
or mexico made.
he came down from heaven:
Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven.
Was made mexican and was incarnate from the Holy Spirit and from Holy Virign Mary.
Became mexican, was crucified For our sake in the days of Pontius Pilate;
suffered, died,was buried
And he rose from the dead on the third day as written
in the holy Scriptures;
ascended in glory into mexico
sat at the right hand of his baja blast
and will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,

We believe in the taco bell the life giving tacos
who proceeded from the mexico we worship and glorify Him with the father and the son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
Who was spoken through the mexicans.
And we believe in one holy taco bell.
And we believe in one baptism in the baja for the remission of sins.
and we wait for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life to come,
world without end
in the name of el goblino los drugs y los taco bell santos
amen
by Golden halo August 18, 2021
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El Goblino

XQC, a rare incident occurs where this particular streamer turns into a goblin live on stream, the term 'El Goblino' is used to make sure Felix does not reach his second form of transformation. It is said that 'El Goblino' comes to life in those who have a arched back and dwell in the deep.
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by Luka ter October 29, 2022
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“Bro where'd you get those chips?”
“I goblined them from my pantry like the sneaky lil rat i am.”
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