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gumar

A slang word used to describe the mistress of a married mobster. The gumar is the girl that they see "on the side", because they can do things with them that they would rather not do with their wives (See example below).
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.

To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
by tazzman31 November 7, 2009
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Gnusmas

when your mom gives you a samsung for christmas but you wanted an iphone. Usually leads to suicide.
John died on Gnusmas
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018
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second gunman

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***
concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.
by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005
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Glumagen

Multiple uses - used to replace almost any word
Glen has no hope. Glen is such a glumagen

I stubbed my toe, I’m such a glumagen

Covid is so glumagen
by Horsefooter_33 September 1, 2020
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goumada

Southern Italian slang for mistress. Literally, godmother (comare).
John Gotti inherited his goumada from Aniello Delacroce.
by goyische shitheel April 4, 2006
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Gnomaste

A pretentious gnomish salutation alluding to imaginary "spiritual" status which is in reality a charm of protection for the smallest and most feeble of all trolls, dwarves and frightened little squirrels to hide behind and excuse any action...
I didnt mean to eat all the shrooms Gnomie....don't beat me up.. I couldnt help it.. I was gnomeschooled

Gnomaste..
by Bill the random December 20, 2010
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