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gnomaphobia 

The fear and/or hatred of lawn and garden gnomes.

Closely related to pediophobia (a fear of dolls.)

The psychological theory:

The psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud claimed that children fantasize about dolls coming to life. Psychologist Ernst Jentsch theorized that uncomfortable or uncanny feelings arise when there is an intellectual uncertainty about whether an object is alive or not, and also when an object that one knows to be inanimate resembles a living being enough to generate confusion about its nature. Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori expanded on Freud and Jentsch's theories to develop the "uncanny valley" hypothesis, which predicts that as a robot's appearance becomes increasingly human-like, a human will have an increasingly positive response to that robot, until a point is reached where the response changes quickly to one of repulsion. If an object is obviously enough non-human, its human characteristics will stand out, and be endearing. However, if that object reaches a certain threshold of human-like appearance, its non-human characteristics will stand out, and be disturbing. Although Mori was concerned particularly with robots, his theory has been seen as applicable to all inanimate objects that sufficiently seem as though they might be animate.
person1- I hate lawn gnomes, they creep me out

person2- Sounds like you have gnomaphobia
gnomaphobia by evilgnome November 16, 2011

gnomophobia 

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

Goraphobia 

A person that is scared of white people.
See also "Gora"
Person 1: "Let's go to the bar to watch the game"
Person 2: "Nah there's too many goras (white people) and I have goraphobia"
Goraphobia by £ze July 17, 2021

Nomaphobia 

The fear of eating in front of people. Usually in front of someone who intimidates you.
I have severe nomaphobia, I couldn't even eat in front of my teacher.
Nomaphobia by scaredtoeat97 November 21, 2011

genopaphobia

The fear of being raped in the ymca public bathrooms by a elderly man.
“My doctor diagnosed my fear of old people at ymca as genopaphobia because of childhood trauma.”
genopaphobia by B.BA.K July 9, 2020

Lawn-Gnomaphobe 

Someone whom is afraid of lawn orinaments particularyly the gnome forms.
Lawn-Gnomaphobe by Anonymous September 23, 2003