Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

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guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

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Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007

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gluff party

exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.

It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)

girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)

by coolerthanyou57283 July 1, 2011

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