sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

Gnarlsbad

1. If something is Über Gnarly it is considered to be gnarlsbad.
2. Originally formed in a suburb of San Diego called "Carlsbad," Gnarlsbad found its way into the lexicon through surf-rats combining the word "gnarly" with the name of their city. Thus, Gnarlsbad.
3. Can also be a combination of "gnarly" and "bad"

Sean: Dude, I'm eating a cake made out of pie.

Jason: Oh, man! That is so Gnarlsbad!

by Sean September 27, 2005

Spooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

gnarfspeekle

The reproductive organs of smurfs

damn thats a big gnarfspeekle

by bxbrad May 24, 2007

Gnarshing

The act of composing lyrics or the melody to a song/songs while high.

The Beatles did quite a bit of gnarshing towards the end of their legacy as a band.

by UpTop November 20, 2011

gnardogshred

Expressing a physical art such as skateboarding in an excessively stylish manor. Derived from the English Gnarly meaning "Quite dandy" and the English suffixes dog shred meaning “to finely dice an animal that is larger than a cat yet smaller than a horse." *Note* The word's emphasis is largely expanded if surrounded by "cash-money" signs as shown in the example bellow. Do not become bamboozled, "Nardogshred" is not a widely accepted currency! Although acceptations are made if Rad Percy is taking up residence in your neck of the woods.

That skate sesh was some straight up $gnardogshred$

by Buffalo Danger! January 27, 2009

gnarls in charge

whenever something extremely burly goes down that is so huge its even bigger than gnarly and is in referance to the 80's sitcom charles in charge

that sunburn on that dude is gnarls in charge

by trixxy b damned May 15, 2006