Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006

glonnie

A drunk homeless navajo in the southwest

Dude did you see that glonnie down at the circle-k yelling

by mystik August 17, 2017

glontamoly

A glock which is made to shoot guacamole.

Ayo hmu with the glontamoly, i wanna shoot these chips up.

by burntedtoasterr November 7, 2020

glynde

Noun glynde - Think of the most disgusting thing you can think of, that's your glynde. It's also the most disgusting sounding word in the English language.

Verb - to glynde - What I just did to your mum/sister/aunt/cat

Can I touch your glynde?
Can I tickle your glynde?

I just glynded your mum.

by ICLax December 18, 2010

glonous

adj. meaning: savory, flavorful, or mouth-watering (Chinese cookery)

"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural."

by BennyHinn January 20, 2008

Glyn

The almighty god who has produced what we see today.

He is the god of creation and all hentai alike.

he is also nicely acuainted with the art of bondage

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

glonous

Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."

Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.

by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008