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A drunk homeless navajo in the southwest
Dude did you see that glonnie down at the circle-k yelling
glonnie by mystik August 17, 2017
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Glonnie Canoy 

A person who is older than 18 but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.
Ew, this guy is so cringe. This is a Glonnie Canoy Moment
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Glonnie Canoy 

A person who is 18 and above but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.
This guy is so cringe, he is probably Glonnie Canoy
she/he is hot and cold. if you're ever on her/his bad side, RUN. she/he can be a sweetheart if you're her/his good friend. watch out boys/girls, glennie is what you call a neck breaker. if you really want to get to know her/him, dont be afraid to talk to glennie, she/he is friendly and sweet. MOSTLY a good kid. very competitive, doesnt like competition. also, she/he is spoiled.
have you seen glennie? he's hott
Glennie by crazy9898 April 23, 2011
A gonnie is a person who is mentally challenged, they struggle to do many simple tasks. It can be hard to spot a gonnie as their exterior is normal, however, delve a little deeper and participate in a conversation with them and their true gonnieness is quickly revealed. Common signs of being a gonnie range from general slowness, being inept at hand eye coordination activities, poor spelling and grammar and an often vacant expression.
'Hey, you see Abbie only scored a 3 letter word on countdown?' 'I know, she's such a gonnie'.
Gonnie by Smeegul September 7, 2013

gonniegook 

A person who lives in a cave or hole like area that will eat anything you throw into them.
That gonniegook just ate that whole bowl of rotten tomatoes!
gonniegook by Randy Ehrhart January 21, 2010
Geonnie is a bad ass girl she’s short and funny and loving but if you get on her bad side you will be in actual hell💀
Oh Geonnie yeah she bad asf don’t make her mad though
geonnie by Ariana hindi June 27, 2018
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