Glunk

when a shit hits water of a toilet.

this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!

by lilknobcunt May 14, 2011

glornki

To carry thy self with great style/swag

Ex: omg James has such nice glornki

Ex: his glornki is so dope...it’s kinda hot 😳

by _jacob_。 January 14, 2020

glurkaburk

alien talk

ohhh i got hit with a glurkaburk and now i am currently getting baked

by amoss March 9, 2023

Glunk

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

by I_Am_racist April 3, 2023

glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

by mostindubitably October 30, 2023

Glurn

Anything that is inherently shitty but is looking its absolute best. Can be used to describe an adjective, noun or verb.

"Bro that dress shirts sucks but it's pretty damn glurn!"

"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"

"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"

by J-Glurns October 4, 2017

Glunky

I’m ok . Or I’m fine .
Or something cool .

That’s Glunky .

How are you? I’m Glunky .

by SeeBear August 11, 2021