glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Glorbo

Fictitious junk data used as a trap for lazy news publications that rely on AI language models as a shortcut instead of actually researching and reporting anything.

Reddit Post: "I’m so excited they finally introduced Glorbo!!!"
News AI: "World of Warcraft (WoW) Players Excited for Glorbo’s Introduction"

by pokefan548 July 21, 2023

Glumber

A gay slumber party.

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you

by iShetBag December 1, 2011

glumbo

a super awesome godly cat

i pray to glumbo everyday he is my lord

by glumbo follower April 17, 2022

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010

Glarbtron

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin

"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"

by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008