Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

Glurf

The Process of pooping and peeing simultaneously; Often hated by Koreans who don't get their Chinese food cooked right.

I glurf all over the floor when I am excited.

by Glurft March 24, 2010

glurm

1. (n.) A happening or circumstance that is regrettable/unfortunate/unpleasant/depressing/negative. Synonym: bummer

2. (n.) A person who takes away the joy of those around him/her. Synonym: wet blanket

(originated at Dartmouth, Ling 1 S09)

1. "The end of that party was such a glurm! with the cops and that one kid crying and puking?!"

2. "Man, that guy is such a glurm today! He &#@!%! ruins all the fun!"

by oogs April 25, 2009

Glurgh

The sound a human may make when in the process of inhaling liquid while attempting to expel phlegm.

"Did you see George? After I pushed him into the pool he totally glurghed!"

by Anonymous Creature August 11, 2009

Glurkle

The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"

Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.

by Beauwght January 10, 2016

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

glurt

1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.

1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.

by YalamDruid March 9, 2017