Glump

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

Glump by NixieWixie July 1, 2009

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A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

glump by Malkavoru December 28, 2005

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getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

glump by freedav04 June 12, 2005

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he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

glump by bread infection December 28, 2005

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to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

glump by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

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means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

glump by danny kent January 14, 2004

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Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

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