Glump

A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.

"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"

by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011

Glump

A large lump/grouping of chewed gum

David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump

by ObamasElbow July 15, 2018

Glump

White mucus buildup of the inner corners on the mouth.

Excuse me sir, you have a little bit of glump on your mouth.

by Glumpyandthe7dwarves January 5, 2020

Glump

An absolutely horrible person to be around

Why's he always such an asshole? He's such a glump

by Thumbawumba May 21, 2020

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

Glump

A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.

"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."

by Glumpington April 26, 2013

Glump

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

by Coiked April 13, 2004