3 definitions by Malkavoru

glump

A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

by Malkavoru October 25, 2005

vladimir

A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.

ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"

by Malkavoru September 16, 2005

spellign

(1) the way drunk/stoned people spell "Spellign"

(2) A term used when someone knows they spelled somthing wrong and are trying to beat the other person to correcting themselves

(1) Hahaheheheheh maaaaan thissss is sooo fuckeed up i cantnnt eveen doo my speeelign properly.... augh....

(2)
person 1: "Dude, whats up?"
person 2: "Well, tdoay really sucked"
*massive typing spree
person 2: "spellign..."
person 1: "yeah...."

by Malkavoru September 16, 2005