gleep glorp

Cheating on the person that you are flirting with by flirting with another person. It was created by Christine Sydelko.

When you find out he's been gleep glorping other bitches.

by SmartyAwesomePants February 10, 2017

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

Gleep Glorp

how to say ''fuck nigga" in alien.

why this Gleep Glorp talkin to my girl like that yo..!

by ders9iaalss March 5, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.

Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.

by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024

Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it

Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face

by Glorper March 14, 2025