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globeliever

Someone who still believes the world is a globe - even though the overwhelming evidence that says it's not, won't sway them.
"The world is a globe. Government agencies like NASA has pictures and every kid was taught the 8 inches per square mile curvature formula "

"Dude, you're a globeliever.
NASA has pictures not photographs. A $300 camera with decent zoom capabilities, will show you landmarks and objects beyond the alleged curve.
by Kaithestaffy February 4, 2022
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Glorbe

Something humongous and very very black, like extremely dark, sickening black. Stop tha violence
You seen that glorbe gobbling that child over there?”
by GLORBATRON February 10, 2023
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Glorbe

A huge and very very black entity
“That’s a glorbe we have to get inside before it devours us”
by Shlabby February 11, 2023
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Glorblechorp

A position in which two guys get one banana and shove it up both of their asses while simultaneously jerking each other off.
My brother got fired for Glorblechorping with his boss at work yesterday.
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Glorble

A private and highly personal male secretion that accumulates throughout their lifetime. Most keep their Glorble (or Glorbe) in a safe place, and do not discuss them either anyone other than other men that they share a bond with.

Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.

Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
"And the gates of heaven opened, and there was the trumpeting of angels, and the glorbles of man rejoiced as they were endowed with irrevocable knowledge of all things." --Avron, 3:16
by Havermelk November 20, 2023
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Glorble

Something all men secretly have. Under no circumstances will we ever reveal what a glorble is to a female.
Dude my girl almost found my glorble under my bed last night
by Megganfox8 November 20, 2023
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Glorble

It's against bro code to reveal... if yk, yk
Glorbles were released in the 21st century
by Rake47 November 20, 2023
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