glomjob

Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

by random little lizard May 16, 2017

Glonous

A misspelling of the word "glorious" printed on some chopstick wrappers from chinese food resturants. It is also sometimes used as a word that sounds dirty but isn't.

...please try your nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history....

guy 1: What do you have there?

guy 2: a glonous

guy 1: .......

by super glonous April 12, 2011

Glojose3

A deformed ass fiend from grant who commonly asks you “we goin street” or if Boo Johnson is at grant he begs to hit the blunt

Guy: we goin street
Other guy: stop actin like glojose3 u fuckin rat

by zeyuan li ollie sexchange February 18, 2019

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

by memetery1 November 26, 2016

glonous

glorious; ginormous number

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical Chinese glonous history. and cultual.

by eyewrisT January 4, 2008

Glowjogger

A social media friendly version of Glownigger

I saw some asshole on a facebook group asking about a "Fuel filter" for his .22. Must have been a glowjogger

by Su-su-sudio September 19, 2020

glowjob

A gay blowjob

- the guy gave him a glowjob!
- that's grouse!

by squeakydoor January 13, 2009