glommit

The offspring of a glove and a mitten. Often born with a twin.

Glommits are often the bastard children of the handwear family.

by Wallace and Glommit January 8, 2014

In the Gloset

Someone who watches the show Glee, but who does not want anybody to know that he/she watches it

Person 1: So what did you think of that Glee episode last night?
Person 2: (panicky) WHAT?!? AHAHA i dont watch glee!! (looks around nervously)
Person 3: Still in the Gloset ey?

by Xyrrath October 20, 2010

glomar response

A response that neither confirms nor denies the existence or nonexistence.

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DOD regulation 5400.7 paragraphs C3.2.1.6.5 and C3.2.1.7.1.3.1 These paragraphs have to do with the freedom of information act (FOIA). It is a method of denying information considered exempt by the act.

The first time was used was a response from the CIA to a FOIA request. It was dealing with the Glomar Explorer, a ship supposedly built to recover a sunken russian sub. That is how it got its name.

The accused responded with a glomar response. His exact words were "I can neither confirm nor deny my presence at that donut shop during they day and time stated."

by mental flux January 16, 2005

glomp

To hug with enthusiasm. To pretty much tackle someone in greeting. Term used a lot over the internet. Often surrounded by "action stars, as in" *glomps buddy*

*Glomps B* Welcome back! We missed you! How was your vacation?

*Glomps A back* I missed you too! My vacation was great!!

by DoctorA April 18, 2004

glompdick

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

glomps

spontaneously jumping on somone's back lovingly.

she glomped him as he walked past.

by rain in boxes August 11, 2004