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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.
I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
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going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.
did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!
by zazamua November 11, 2013
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im going to throw up

The phrase you say when your lunch is coming back to say hello. Also helpful to get through large crowds fast because no-one wants to see you barf
Drama girl: Oh ew I just had some bad food and IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!!
Crowd: (silently parts)
by Kittys meow December 11, 2013
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im going to blow up the white house

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit
Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house
by CheesePickles69420 August 8, 2023
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shut up and keep going

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking
"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"
by pussy liqour October 22, 2014
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