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GlocksXFH

paks/glocksXFH/com goes by glocks was known for extorting, doxing, and trolling. glocks was an old-gen and active around 2018-2023. He eventually retired from com around 2023. He was known for exposing larpers and dominating them.
Have you heard of GlocksXFH? Or com?
by NotKnown69696969 August 20, 2023
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.
Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.
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glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).
As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"
by brosen August 7, 2011
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Glocks And Rocks

The most dangerous gang in the USA. They rep Springfield, MA and they are no one to fuck with. Usually roll with glocks and sell crack rocks.
O shit nigga its Glocks and Rocks! Run niggas run fo ya muthafuckin' lives!
by Chirs Wallace April 28, 2005
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A Farewell to Glocks

A Farewell to Glocks takes place at the end of a Counter-Strike: Source game when the server begins to change maps. At this time, everybody on both teams is frozen at their spawn points with a scoreboard in front of them. Everybody who isn't typing then proceeds to buy glocks from the buy menu and toss them to the ground, making a large pile in front of every player. Nobody is quite sure why this takes place, but it can be seen in almost every Counter-Strike: Source server one may encounter.

Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.
killuh6969: gg guys
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever
by Skeeter McDougal February 17, 2006
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Twin-Glocks

One of the most amazing gamers of all time. Every game this man played, he would just be phenomenal in every way. Recognize the name, he is a legend.
"Wow that was amazing, he just pulled a Twin-Glocks"
by Drew aka Twinner April 21, 2007
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