glockoma

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

by seth_king_of_ireland January 7, 2008

Glocklacocka

Someone who cums so fast that it seems like they're burst-firing a glock.

I know, he HAS to be a glocklacocka!

by Chargedpking May 24, 2011

baby glockable

A 12 year old with hacks

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable

by Icloneu January 6, 2018

Glockamole

What your face becomes after being shredded by dual-wielded Glocks on CoD MW2.

Also great on Tositos.

Person 1: Do you have some extra Glockamole for my Tostitos?

Person 2: Yeah I just made some from "Lvl1Blastoise," give me a second...

by caiaphas316 March 11, 2010

glocckman

a real ass nigga thats too real for the internet

"yo you ever hear of glocckman? heard hes the number 1 nigga out here"

by bseia March 13, 2021

Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glockatiel

A variant of the cockatiel and member of the cockatoo family (Aves Cacatuidae) with the shape and function of a glock-19.

"Be careful of the Mafia boss down the street! I saw him reloading one of his Glockatiels the other day!"

"Wow, I didn't know you could buy a Glockatiel at Dave's Gun and Bird Store! How much do they cost?"

by Jacket_Pocketatiel June 1, 2021