glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.
god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
by bigposerhead February 7, 2005
Get the globmug. Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.
For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
by skinnybrah November 30, 2013
Get the Globmug. ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.
glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
by elliot<33 May 9, 2006
Get the globmug. The Sexual act of inserting ones specifically Left Breast into the rectum of a male parnter.
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
by KushPuppy November 28, 2019
Get the Globbingmug. by little lewd November 9, 2013
Get the Suave Globmug. Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.
by Nos72 October 21, 2007
Get the glob of loadmug. When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019
Get the Turd Globmug.