glob

Like a Blob....but worse.

He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.

by JRodFilms January 28, 2021

Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro

Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.

by omgomglolol August 4, 2021

glob

the final drip of spunk, usually 20 seconds after nutting a load

Man, I tried to get away, but that bitch sucked every last drop... up until the glob. My dick was a shambles after

by bennoa February 26, 2022

Glob

Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.

You are a stupid Glob

by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022

Glob

Glob doesn't usually have a meaning but it can be used whenever. Its usually for funny sillies

Glorp is usually used for a word like "Oh my glob!!" or "On glob!!"

by Irisal March 4, 2023

GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.

She's so silly, she's such a glob.

by glob lover September 4, 2023