Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 29, 2020

Glizzard

A synonym to corndog

I brought you a glizzard from the fair.

by Penink1070 March 27, 2024

Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.

Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"

by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"

Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!

by GillilyPad July 21, 2022

glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

Glizzard

A secret menu item from a restaurant that consists of a chilidog blended into a ice cream or frozen custard shake.

The name comes from combining the words 'Glizzy' (hotdog) + 'Blizzard' (Dairy Queen's signature frozen fair drink).

Employee: "Welcome to Dairy Queen, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a Glizzard with extra onions and relish?"
Employee: "With what kind of ice cream?"
Customer: "

by SmokeyTheEx-bear October 19, 2020

Glizzard

A synonym for corndog. Similar to Glizzy as to hotdog

I bought you a glizzard from the fair.

by Penink1070 March 27, 2024