Glizzard

A secret menu item from a restaurant that consists of a chilidog blended into a ice cream or frozen custard shake.

The name comes from combining the words 'Glizzy' (hotdog) + 'Blizzard' (Dairy Queen's signature frozen fair drink).

Employee: "Welcome to Dairy Queen, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a Glizzard with extra onions and relish?"
Employee: "With what kind of ice cream?"
Customer: "

by SmokeyTheEx-bear October 19, 2020

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glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

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Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard or when some piece of shit psychopath mixes a dairy queen blizzard with a glizzy

Yo bro you ate the glizzard? you fucking dumbass

by Pénis January 19, 2024

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Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"

Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!

by GillilyPad July 21, 2022

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Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

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