homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017

Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.

While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

Side Glide

A mistress or woman on the side.

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Glacier Glider

A term used for a white person invented by AK Nation News on youtube.

A Glacier Glider was minding his own business when suddenly he was attacked.

by Todball September 16, 2021

sugar glider

Greatest animal ever. Small, cute, fuzzy, australian ninja squirrels.

Awww, that sugar gliders so cute!

by Nightmare JG August 29, 2008

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan all of a sudden starts rooting for the best team in the league, and then makes excuses as to why it should be okay for them to change teams.

Can you believe Nate glidewelled the Braves?

by Willie Fisterguts February 10, 2021

Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher

Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*

by I say stuff March 19, 2021