guessing

Trippin, Talking too much shit.

When someone says I'll smack you up

you say you're guessing af.

by Fhee June 7, 2016

Glossing

The act of passionately stroking an object or being up to two times. Can only be suductive or friendly, eye contact and language determine the difference. No more them two strokes or it would be referred to as "petting."

Would you stop glossing my pillow, your hands are filthy.

by ThePhysicists June 2, 2015

Glissing

A term which refers to anthropomorphized humans engaging in sexual frottage, but only when one or both parties are marine animals.

(Marine form of Yiffing)

"Hey man did you see that cute dolphin chick at the con last night?" "Yeah?" "We totally glissed it was so hot." "Dude! I wish I could lock down that porpoise - I've always wanted to try glissing"

by vitriola December 29, 2015

Pray to the guessing gods

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day

I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

by Examinicated October 2, 2013

Lip-Glossing

When a female bounces her genitalia on anothers face or open mouth. The female version of Tea-bagging.

She stradled my face and proceeded to give me a wet Lip-Glossing.

by Austentacious December 30, 2008

Glossing your olive

To gloss one's olive - to obtain self gratification from playing with one's private parts.

You've been in their for ages! What are you doing - glossing your olive ?

by Marv Ricardo August 7, 2012

Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".

Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.

by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012