glennglish

a language that you don't understand

i have no idea what language is he speaking.
i think he's talking glennglish

by sunnyfhz April 3, 2009

Glenning

When a TV show or movie makes you believe a character is dead, but later reveals they are not

"Darryl got shot!" "Nevermind, they were just Glenning us"

by SpudTheSpartan July 5, 2016

Glenning

The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.

Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.

Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.

In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!

EXAMPLE 1:

Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."

Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"

Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"

by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017

Glenngenuity

the quality of being named Glenn, while simultaneously having the assets of being smart, original, and inventive, most notably when dealing with technology.

The way he fixed the television really highlights his Glenngenuity.

by Giggles73 April 19, 2020

Glenning

The fine art of coming in early with apparent good intentions.

I glenned todays shift without any real bennefit. Glenning at its finest.

by Scouseperson October 20, 2020

GLENNING

WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU EITHER DID SOMETHING OR WILL DO SOMETHING BUY REALLY DIDNT OR HAD NO INTENSION OF DOING IT

Stop Glenning me about doing the dishes

by HIUGLY79 December 18, 2020

Glenning

When you say you’ll do something but have no intention to do so.

“I was going to go swimming, only glenning”
“I was glenning my boss today, I have not done my work”

by EolhcPlasma March 4, 2021