Guatemalan Glaucoma Check

When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.

Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?

Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night

Kyle: Was it that spicy?

by supermeathead December 7, 2011

anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

by gavs February 21, 2008

Pre-Glaucoma Treatment

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!

guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!

by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008

anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work

boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today

by hegmo March 20, 2004

Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 19, 2008

kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

by CactusJoe71 February 5, 2010

cock glaucoma

During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.

when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006