Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
by steakfries December 13, 2008
1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent
2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning
2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning
by CactusJoe71 February 05, 2010
During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.
by brrr-aymond April 27, 2006
Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.
by ABerg September 08, 2006
Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
by Bradenplier August 24, 2018
by time4mynap August 16, 2010
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008