Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
by steakfries December 13, 2008
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kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning
Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.
by CactusJoe71 February 05, 2010
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cock glaucoma

During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.
when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!
by brrr-aymond April 27, 2006
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Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.
Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.
by ABerg September 08, 2006
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Physical Glaucoma

Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
by Bradenplier August 24, 2018
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anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.
I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.
by time4mynap August 16, 2010
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Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
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