glasweigan shower

the act of not having enough time to shower properly, i.e. with soap and water, and therefore resorting to masking one's odour with copious amounts of body spray, deoderant or in extreme cases fabreeze

Drew is a smelly bastard, he came back from work, had a quick glasweigan and then went out again

by Vicky Bailey November 25, 2003

glaswegian knocky

Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.

"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"

by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018

Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.

"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.

Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight

by Big boi d January 23, 2021

Glaswegian (Weegy)

Is a Junkie that eats hot dogs and burgers from the dodgy van round the back of the community hall. He gets his heroin from a bloke named Jamie who lives in Cumbernauld. Has committed several acts of aggravated assault and drugs charges.

Look at that Glaswegian (weegy), what a Junkie!

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022

glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

by Minderbinder March 5, 2011

Glaswegian

Someone from Glasgow in Scotland. Majority of male Glaswegians wear white trackies, caps and sport shaved heads. These are commonly known as neds or chavs.

Person 1: "What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?"

Person 2: "I don't know."

Person 1: "The accused..."

by extraspecial August 16, 2008