Problem Glasses 

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

Problem Glasses by wldsznn May 17, 2016

Race colored glasses 

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

Race colored glasses by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

glasses 

see helpers that help you see so you can see what your eyes are seeing .

your glasses are on fleek

glasses by jerry berry:)6969 September 15, 2020

chomo glasses 

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.

That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish

chomo glasses by kelsd August 14, 2011

Birth Control Glasses 

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

Birth Control Glasses by Smokey March 3, 2005

Tina Fey Glasses 

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

Tina Fey Glasses by My2wins October 29, 2008

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses 

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020