Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

granzer

Absolute beta male. Has the makings of a fully-fledged Grant but must first forsake his beta male status.

Grant 1: yo did you see that guy, he's such a Grant.

Grant 2: no wys he's clearly still a Granzer

by Grant Schuler January 27, 2019

glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).

GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.

by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016

Bill Glazer

salty ass cracker who can't pronounce the V in Vagabond often associated with cappin

Man this guy from the east coast is a total Bill Glazer

by Accordingtous March 25, 2020

Archie Glazer

A guy who goes to school in Vermont.

Archie Glazer is in my school.

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

glander

pimps,some one all the girls love and want to get with. laitin for sexual beast. kelso or kelsey in front of it means god of.

"kelsey glander slaps his whores"

by Kelsey G. October 11, 2006