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gizz master

by beat a dick December 15, 2002
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[gizz monkey]

A young male flatmate who acts cooler than he is.
The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.
by Spannii January 17, 2009
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gizz salad

When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.
Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!

-sighing, panting-

Man:"dinner is served!"
by i-rob November 10, 2008
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gizz nose

gizz or jizz nose is someone who takes it in the nose, like charisse, whose nose is all perky up and is shiny, thus it looks like she was rammed in the nose adn gizzed and it stuck on her face
dude, theres gizz nose..hey charisse, hhaha later gizz nose
by cocktease January 6, 2004
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gizz rocket

When your in doggie style position and you cum inside her and when you pull out she shoots your cum back out with distance
She shot a Gizz rocket all over my floor
by Dirtybutt January 24, 2017
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Gizz snatcher

A woman that attempts to con a man into getting pregnant by falsely claiming to be on birth control. They are more frequently encountered after college but before entering the cougar stage.
She was yelling at me telling me to take the condom off and that it's ok because she's on the pill. This chick's a gizz snatcher!
by gizzsnatcher March 31, 2011
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gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.
I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.
by willie989 January 18, 2010
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