Giuliana 

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON ON THE WHOLE PLANET. Make fun of her and I’ll come and get you. She’s extremely beautiful, and so sosososo kind and generous. She’ll literally hang out with old people all day just to make them happy even if she’d rather be somewhere else. She seems really perfect and put together, but call her something (ex. a pick-me girl or a fag) and she won’t take it well. DONT get on her bad side. She’s kinda perfect, but she’s that kind of person you never ever ever want to hurt.

M: Dang, look at her! Is that Giuliana?
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.

Giuliana by anonymous December 25, 2022

Giuliana 

A girl who gets chronically obsessed whenever she develops a crush. Will literally go batshit crazy if she sees him with another girl. Pretends everything is fine but is really boiling inside with anger. Will bite your dick off if you mess with her and then will bottle it to run scientific experiments for her college research project. Probably has no hobbies but it's because she devotes her time to becoming smarter than you.

"Yo did you hear that Giuliana's new boyfriend is in the hospital?"
"Yea, I heard he asked another girl for a pencil during class so she bit his dick off. She's in the hospital too but I don't know if it's to support him or for her internship."

Giuliana by sockssssssssssssss December 3, 2023

giuliana zane

the type of girl who writes two words for her global hw, copies grace for everything, but always makes you laugh, she screams all the time and her chromebook is dead more often than maddy gets a 100 on her global quizzes (all the time)

Yo look at giuliana zane. see that red light? what is it? oh its her dead chromebook

giuliana zane by bippib March 20, 2018

giuliana gold

shes the weirdest funniest best friend ever 😟🥺🚨🛐💗💜⁉️ insane singing voice, crime partner 4LIFERZ

is that giuliana gold? ong i heard shes dating whyatt 😫🏋️ ♀️

giuliana gold by solllllllllllllliii June 21, 2021

Giuliana Gregorio 

Giuliana Gregorio is a sweet Italian girl. She has a very funny laugh and personality and a great humor + style. She also has a smartass bestie name sia🤪 Sias just rlly smart so i wrote that. Giuliana is also a very dry texter, dryer than my mommas coochie when she was making me, also dryer than a desert. And she’s never serious but honestly we stan giuliana.

Giuliana gregorio is Italian

Giuliana Gregorio by brunetteluver January 21, 2022

Dirty Giuliana 

When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole

Did you hear about what happened?
Yeah her parents pulled a dirty Giuliana

Dirty Giuliana by imtrying April 15, 2020

tell giuliana the answers september 

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions

“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

tell giuliana the answers september by ya same September 12, 2022