Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity™
Often used to make people laugh

I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017

gigantits

Tits that are just gigantic. They are hardly ever perky, but they can, at times, get the job done.

"That bitch has some huge ass titties!" exlaimed Tyrone.

"Yeah, those is gigantits." said Troy.

by mawthafocka July 14, 2007

gigantigraph

A "paragraph," usually written by some troll, that doesn't have any line breaks, so that it's annoyingly impossible to read. It's usually very long (like 5+ normal paragraphs worth). (Example is a tiny fraction of what a gigantigraph really consists of).

So, like I was going to the mall the other day to meet this chick and she had this really froopy friend. I really dug the friend. She was all like cool. And I was all like cool. And we hooked up. Yesterday, my dog died, and I was really sad. All that coolness was dead. I went to work and drooled over the fries, but no one noticed, so I gave them to some jock with bad steroidacne, and he thought it was sauce. Special sauce. Hah. That reminds me of when I was ten and I did a cartwheel off a building and landed on my face and I was bleeding everywhere and my brother was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. And he was like Are you okay? And I was like Go get mom. I was losing a lot of my special sauce, and by that I mean blood. It was so bloody man, you should have seen it, but you would probably have vomited or something, so maybe you shouldn't have seen it, but my teeth got knocked out and I broke my wrists, but it didn't hurt. Hey, your mom is such a milf!

In a sentence: "Edit - I fixed your gigantigraph. -mod"
Another: "Could someone please make the troll do some line breaks? My eyes are bleeding from his gigantigraphs!"

by GoyaAdobo February 19, 2008

Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.

Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?

by blissyu2 November 18, 2010

gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.

oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!

by the.penguin October 11, 2006

Gigantium

A center around which other things revolve or take information from, to be a Gigantium of social knowledge, for example, dictates a being who witholds such vast quantities of social information and goings on, that others turn to them for gossip and advice.

person 1: "OMG! Did you hear about Emily and Matt?!!"

person 2: "I'm not sure if that's true....maybe you should ask Tom what happened?"

person 3: "Ah yeah... he is such a gigantium of knowledge. Tom knows what's happening with EVERYBODY!"

by Igwig January 18, 2011

Gigruntic

Used to explain when something you eat is so gigantic all you can do is grunt and chew.

Slang: can also be used to describe the male genitalia.

Example 1
Guy 1: Dude why are you grunting so much?
Guy 2: because this burger is just so Gigruntic.

Example 2
Girl: My new boyfriends dick is so Gigruntic I can barely fit it in my mouth.

by TheInvader July 11, 2011