giganticans

A pair of unusually large breasts, usually reserved for those which are nicely shaped and on an attractive woman.

Pronunciation: gi-GAN-ti-cans. "Cans" should still rhyme with bans.

Can be abbreviated to "GCs" when there is a need to be discreet.

Las Vegas on a summer night is like a parade of giganticans.

by SLIPPAAA April 23, 2008

Gigantitanic

Something that is indded, very gigantic but has nothing to do with the titanic

Joe: I took my Gigantitanic balls so far up his ass he became a unicorn

by Daniel De Ferrdo February 9, 2021

charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.

Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?

by blissyu2 November 18, 2010

swedous giganticus

A faux medical term for the condition of someone with a fucking gigantic swede. Similar to the term elephant man. An overly large head for their body.

Richard aka swedous giganticus, the big headed cunt.

Fucking hell! He is a swedous giganticus!

by Stephakashortround July 4, 2017

giganticus

gigantic to te most extreme " to the maximus"

John Holmes had a giganticus Cock

by Mark C. Harrison January 8, 2008

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008