A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.
Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
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She asked if I like fishing and then had me GILDO dat bass on her. Freaky.
She asked if I like fishing and then had me GILDO dat bass on her. Freaky.
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