ghettomorphthesis

The trasition where a normal white person becomes gheto

moe is a punk. Now he weres fubu. Now he has undergone ghettomorphthesis.

by Andrew Moe January 9, 2003

ghettocracker

ghettocracker; another term for wigger/wigga

Man, Sean is a frickin ghettocracker

by Sean December 8, 2004

Ghettowhoregoblins

a word used to describe the ugliest ghetto girls you've ever seen, with way too much make-up on.

Stay away from the corner Johnny or the Ghettowhoregoblins might find you and beat you up.

by anonomalie 2 August 4, 2009

Ghettoconditioning

To tape a bag of ice to the back of a fan to attempt to cool down during a heatwave. Good old ghetto air-conditioning

Friend: Dude what's with the bag of ice on your fan?

You: It's my Ghettoconditioning

by Swanmasterflex August 17, 2010

Ghettocide

A Verb meaning to commit suicide by police re-enforcement and/or commit a murder suicide with loved ones, friends or other, by forcing law enforcement to use deadly force.

John Doe, Went to the donuts shop to commit Ghettocide.

John Doe, lost his job and has no money so he is feeling depressed and wants to commit ghettocide.

by Bat Weasel February 9, 2010

ghettotorney

A complete idiot of a litigator; a person who may or may not be a crack whore, a motherfucking pimp, or a common vagabond who, nevertheless, has somehow managed to pass the Bar Exam and represent clients before the courts. Unfortunately, this individual often cannot read and cannot formulate responses required by the judge. In many cases, this fool ignores court judgments and continues to create an endless pile of nonsensical documentation. An asshat.

My soon-to-be ex-husband's ghettotorney filed yet another motion for appeal today which makes no sense given that the judge already denied alimony and child support. That bitch is stupid.

by A Moral Conundrum October 17, 2007

Ghettocorrect

At present, a mythical version of autocorrect that would not only *not* correct your intentional misspelling, but also replace standard English with street slang.

I wish my phone had ghettocorrect, so I don't have to correct my autocorrect.

by Mr.Helpful June 14, 2019