Definitions by Mr.Helpful

Ghettocorrect 

At present, a mythical version of autocorrect that would not only *not* correct your intentional misspelling, but also replace standard English with street slang.

I wish my phone had ghettocorrect, so I don't have to correct my autocorrect.

Ghettocorrect by Mr.Helpful June 14, 2019

ambispoonerous 

Able to be the big spoon or small spoon while spooning with another person.

Do you like to be the big spoon or small spoon?
I can do both, so I'm ambispoonerous.

ambispoonerous by Mr.Helpful March 30, 2015