ambispoonerous

Able to be the big spoon or small spoon while spooning with another person.

Do you like to be the big spoon or small spoon?
I can do both, so I'm ambispoonerous.

by Mr.Helpful March 30, 2015

Ghettocorrect

At present, a mythical version of autocorrect that would not only *not* correct your intentional misspelling, but also replace standard English with street slang.

I wish my phone had ghettocorrect, so I don't have to correct my autocorrect.

by Mr.Helpful June 14, 2019