Gherkin

Having a glass rod inserted into your urethra and subsequently being smacked with a rubber mallet.

I would rather have a gherkin than to work there.

by Shaggy13spe January 12, 2017

Gherkin

To, or the act of feeling yourself up at inappropriate times.

Bengaman: Dude I was totally Gherkin it all over Torra Borra
Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow
Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing

by Bengaman May 25, 2004

Gherkin

Any hot/ sexy chicks.

Hey did you see that gherkin.

Yeah man, damn. I've git a boner!

How big was her cheese!

by Jizztastic.org.john April 5, 2010

Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006