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Gerried

When someone cums in your earholes.
Girl 1: What happened with you and Gerry last night?
Girl 2: That fucker gerried in my left ear.
by hibiscuus April 21, 2023
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Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.
Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.
by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022
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Dirtie Gertie

The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.
That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.
by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007
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gernie

He’s that guy, tha guy that tries to fit in but fucks it up so much that the people laugh enough to accept him
Look at this guy, he’s such a Gernie
“But he’s funny though
Yeah, let’s invite him over
by ThatGuy48292 December 13, 2017
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gerpies

that bitch had gerpies
by ershdizzle January 19, 2010
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gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.
Man, that Gertie is awsome.
by John March 6, 2005
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Germie

Person 1: Did you hear that Issabella The Sheep Lord is planning on studying abroad in Germie this summer?
Person 2: WTF, Germie? Of all places...
by Swoale September 16, 2016
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